because just look at this little butterball! he's already wearing sweaters and oxford shirts and parting his hair like an upstanding young upper east sider and he is all but stealing this press conference from his mom.
"yes, you, sir, in the corner with the stenopad. my view on the current bailout strategy proposed by the obama administration? well, first off, i'd appreciate if you refrain from referring to the proposal as a 'bailout' strategy...."