omg i love... christopher mintz-plasse.

because he's adorable even when he's talking about hookers and blow.

omg i love... dave monks, josh hook, graham wright, and greg alsop.

because together they make up tokyo police club, aka the band i couldn't stop listening to if i tried. not that i want to try, because they are ridiculously amazing. i listen to "juno" or "in a cave" on a daily basis. ask my cubemate. she's ready to kill me.

omg i love... pete wiggins.

because the way his face lights up when he talks about eating treats never gets old.

omg i love... beard papa.

because he makes the best chocolate creme puffs ever. even though he's less an actual person and more just a cartoon image attached to a corporation. it's about what he represents. i'm not making any sense. i'm too busy stuffing my face.

omg i love... latarian milton.

because he wants to do hoodrat stuff with his friends.

omg i love... paul sciarrotta.

because "all about my brother" was absolutely flawless in execution, down to the final shocking reveal. bravo, paul. bra-fucking-vo.


*spoiler!

omg i love... josh faure-brac.

because this is me. i do this.

omg i love... jason sudeikis.

because how can you not? seriously. how. can. you. not?

omg i love... idiots of ants.

because this was oddly entertaining. but it might just be because of my affinity for british accents.

omg i love... david letterman.

because he was brave enough to navigate a conversation with heidi montag last night.

watch the clip here:

http://defamer.com/386206/see-heidi-swat-lauren-a-david-letterman-hills-primer