omg i love...asher roth.

because, among other things, college has taught him not to: "pass out with your shoes on," "leave the house til the booze gone," or "have sex if she's too gone."

also, i find the "say it ain't so" sample oddly endearing.

omg i love...taylor kitsch.

because he ordered rare squab. and because he finally got the girl. and because friday night lights is the BEST SHOW ON TV and it's because of him.

omg i love...kanye west.

because he speaks his mind.

omg i love...ryan seacrest.

because this never gets old. seriously. what a fucking tool.

omg i love...straight no chaser.

because a cappella does not get much better than this.

omg i love...the guy in the middle.

because he has sweet moves. totally my new style icon.

omg i love...tracy morgan.

because when he opens his mouth, you never know what he's going to say.

omg i love...damon weaver.

because he knows what he wants and he goes after it (and he's homeboys with biden).

omg i love...zac efron.

because he does a pretty mean billy joel.

omg i love...clarity, the amp'd mobile dog.

because he exists in the world.

omg i love...russ armstrong and john dixon.

because they combine some of my favorite things: preppy clothes, white boys rapping, gossip girl references, and new york city.

omg i love...george kistner.

because, at one time, he was a dedicated and Initiated Wiccan Priest in the Coven of Uncharted Waters.